HUMOUR
You have my sympathies if you think these jokes are funny. I will do better!
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
Why did the lawyer’s chicken cross the road?
He had an easement.
Why is it so common for attorneys to be lost in thought?
Unfamiliar territory.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: One to climb, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
Know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A photograph hurriedly rushed into his attorney’s office and screamed
“I think someone is framing me!”.
My father was a lawyer for 25 years before he went to culinary school.
Now, he’s a sue chef.
The golden retriever didn’t make any money at his first law firm.
He only worked on pro-bone-o cases.
Alligators make good lawyers
because they are efficient a-litigators.